I was informed the other day, by my best friend, that I Had Disappointed His Wife. My first reaction, naturally, was DUH…. Human life form, double X sex chromosome, analysis: Female. Conclusion: I Will Be A Disappointment To Her. It is inevitable. It is my Destiny. In fact, I think I may use The Force to do this. How else could I unerringly steer my course to Disappointing Females? Actually, in a way, I felt accepted. I’d finally reached a level with her that I had with almost every other female I’ve ever encountered. I am “A Disappointment”. w00t! I naturally informed my friend that this was inevitable. In fact, disappointing women is something I do very well. I think my response was, I have “an uncanny gift for disappointing women. Practically a superpower.” I realize most males have some ability in this area, but it takes a true artist to maximize their potential. Practice helps, of course, but even so, without a ce